sheymus the dog, man's best friend,
dogs are cool, let's not pretend,
that dogs are rubbish, 'cos dogs are great,
they don't set times so they're never late.

sheymus the dog, dives into pools,
his owner feeds him, sheymus drools,
sheymus likes to eat his favourite dog food,
he eats so fast, it rarely gets chewed.

sheymus the dog, what a canine,
may i ask what breed? i am so inclined,
he is a four legged pal for everyone,
leaping into pools, having fun in the sun.

sheymus the dog, black and white,
as bright as the heavens and as dark as the night,
his whiskers are soaked, he shakes himself off,
only to jump back in the pool, KERSPLOSH!



Credit goes to HaddawayMan